Autumn Dilemma

NOT GEEK
DUDE. It's football season.

GEEK
Football sucks. Play some video games. Read a book.

NOT GEEK
FUCK YOU. This is the year North Texas goes 0-12. Plus you can go right down the street and watch the Huskies lose to real teams.

GEEK
TELEVISON. MOVIES. INTERNET. LATE NIGHT JAPANESE ANIMATION. COMIC BOOKS.

NOT GEEK
CAR CHASES. FOOTBALL. HIGH-SPEED-COLLISIONS. VIOLENCE. DEFEATING THE ENEMY. BEEEEEEEEEEER.

GEEK
I'll shoot zombies, that's good enough for me.

NOT GEEK
Football is made into multiple video games EVERY YEAR. It's a mainstay on every console. Geeks should embrace the F$#CK out of that.

GEEK
Those games are entirely too complicated. If I wanted to actually play football, I could just swing my arm instead of angling the perfect nanosecond timing on an XBY-cross-arm bootleg R-button combo.

NOT GEEK
OH HO, so you admit you'd play football in real life.

GEEK
My last date was the same day your last date was, pal.

NOT GEEK
Now we're getting personal.

GEEK
We do both enjoy beer.

NOT GEEK
And boobies!

GEEK
And winning.

NOT GEEK
Agree to disagree?

GEEK
Boise State

NOT GEEK
Any team from the Big 12 that's not OU.

GEEK
YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.

NOT GEEK
You go play video games. See that hottie at the end of the bar? I'm-a slap her ass and ask her if she has any Texan in her.

GEEK
Then we can both nurse the black eye.... together...... playing...

NOT GEEK
..... video games.

AND.... SCENE.



not geek
north texas!!